Sunday night's Oscar show was an affront
to everything pure, right-side-of-the-fence, non-fornicating Christian American
colonialists hold dear.
Obviously the show was man-hating. So
appalling, that gender hating speech by Patricia Arquette.
‘It’s our time to have wage equality once
and for all and equal rights for women in the United States of America!’
I'm not a misogynist, but I'm tired of women
bitching about how they don't get paid enough and how they want the freedom to
breast feed and it's so hard to manage a career and be a mother and the meals
and household. Yeah, you're a real empowered woman, you crybaby. You go girlfriend in
your $10,000 Rosetta Getty asymmetrical bodice and lecture me about how you're
being kept down. You got Meryl Streep all wet.
Just like all the black people shuckin'
and jivin' 'cuz of slavery. I'm not racist, but get over it. LBJ gave you your
Civil Rights Act so stop bitching. We gave you reparations, awarding the Oscar
to 12 Years a Slave last year. Then
you demand another hand-out for Selma.
Why did the camera keep showing black people and that POS Oprah? Fucking
racist.
And those race-baiting speeches by John
Legend and Common. Complaining that voting rights are being "compromised right
now." Uh - John, the Supreme Court ruled we don't need the Voting Rights
Act anymore because it infringes on states' rights and we've become a
post-racial society. If I see a dude struttin' at the mall, dressed all pimp, I
don't see his color. I just see an American, but you keep making race an issue.
Complaining about all the incarcerated black
males. Yeah, like they didn't do anything to land in prison. Ever heard of
black-on-black crime? But you don't go marching about that, do you? Just throw
a baby fit when some law breaking thug happens to get killed by a white cop.
Helloooo! Just do what the officer says and you won't have to worry about
getting murdered.
Eddie Redmayne won Best Actor. Yeah,
give it to the guy who played an atheist.
Ida for best foreign film. Naturally, give it
to the anti-Semitic film. You don't stand with Israel. You love Muslims.
Why did a Mexican win for Best Director -
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu? Talking about dignity for the illegals who
"built this immigrant nation." Don't you mean "illegal alien
nation”? They're already taking our jobs and making us have to press 1 for
English thanks to Barrack Hussein Obama.
Bagdad Penn actually had a funny line:
"Who gave this sonovabitch his green card?" I guess it's okay for
that anti-American, terrorist lover Sean Penn to say it. But if a conservative
makes a racist joke, it's a bad thing. Hollywood double-standard.
Why give the Best Adapted Screenplay award
to Graham Moore? Because he made a film about a gay guy? Then he talks about
suicide. Oh I get the message. It's because LGB youth are four times more
likely to commit suicide than their straight peers. So you think that entitles
you to special rights? Lots of kids get bullied.
Hollywood loves gays. Having Neil Patrick
Harris host. How come we don't have real Americans like Bob Hope and John
Wayne hosting the Oscars anymore? Of course Neil would prance in his underwear
and show off his hard, firm abs and muscular biceps, the bulge in his tighty
whites.
Wait, somebody just told me Neil was parodying a scene from
Birdman. Oh I'm sorry, I was focusing on homoeroticism.
